Kid Funnies this weekend

C, sitting on his brother: “Giddyup, D.”

D: “I not a horse, I a cuckoo clock.”

C: “Giddyup, cuckoo clock.”

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C, on a sob: “It not going to be my happy day!”

D: “I still love you, C.”

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Overheard outside a shopping center, a mom roaring to her little boy, “No, you’re not gonna pee outside! Hold it til we get to the bathroom!”

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Boys wrestling each other, laughing, in Payless while a baby in a stroller watched them with a delighted grin. Dinner and a show!

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Me: “Want to go to the fabric store?”
C: “Not right now. Maybe tomorrow.”
Me: “Well maybe I’ll just go tomorrow while you’re in school.”
C: “Dat is a good idea.”

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