Midnight Monster
Posted in Twins and tagged with funny kids, nighttime monsters with claws on 11/19/2009 06:23 pm by MeganThere was further proof today of the Midnight Monster (also called the Bednight Monster). The boys took me to their room and showed me how all their toys were on the floor, and a couple of pages had been torn out of a book. C showed me the torn edge and demonstrated how it could only have been caused by giant claws.
Apparently you can’t see the Midnight Monster during the day, but in the dark, he turns red (with big claws) and comes out from the ground (with big claws) and messes with their toys (with big claws) and sometimes he even goes into the attic (with big claws).
Obviously, there’s no other possible explanation for their room always being trashed and their stuff torn up. Because two five-year old boys couldn’t do that kind of damage. Only a monster with big claws.
November 24th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I feel their pain. I think it comes here, too, and trashes my kitchen while my back is turned, commenting on blogs.