…remind me why I am married. Told the husband that running the swamp trail was kinda bothering my knees, or maybe it’s my shoes.

“You don’t have good running shoes?”

Hi, remember me? Your wife who is supercheap? I have $20 Payless sneakers that I bought five years ago. Or more.

“You need to go buy cross trainers. Go to Lady Foot Locker. Nike is the best, buy some Nikes.”

Aww. He really is very thoughtful, he never spares expense on me.