OMG. Seriously. Can’t stop laughing. I LOVE IT.

I’m on a horse.

20:01 LOST!!!

20:04 I really miss Charlie and Claire.

20:05 Kate: Nice is different than good. #LOST

20:07 It’s been so long since I watched #Lost, I’d almost forgotten my Sayid lust.

20:11 So I caught a ST:TNG episode this afternoon where John Locke was a Starfleet admiral. And a bad guy. #Lost

20:12 Aw. Desmond. I love him. #Lost

20:17 I have a slightly different “aw” feeling about Daniel Faraday. He’s a good guy, cute and pathetic at the same time. #lost

20:18 … and joined forces to kill Kevin Durand. This did not stop him from starring in everything under the sun. #Lost

20:33 Jack and Kate both annoy me. They may as well end up together. #Lost

20:35 That is one of my favorite lines in the entire show lol: “We’re not going to Guam, are we?” #Lost

20:36 Did we get a Jin/Sun reunion last season? I can’t remember. #Lost

20:37 Ah yes, Sun was in the present. #Lost

20:40 lol! RT @nwlynch: I’d lk Benjamin Linus 2 read all of my textbks 2 me. I think I wld B creeped out so much I might absorb it better. #LOST

20:41 LMAO. This. RT @Jspencer12: If anyone interups #lost it better be because they invented the lightsaber….

20:49 Damn. I can’t believe I forgot to buy nachos in anticipation of the #Lost premiere.

20:55 Daniel Faraday is a badass mutha. #Lost

20:57 Sayid doesn’t even bother to shave when faking being a Dharma guy. Who doesn’t love that kind of psycho attitude? #Lost #Sayidismynewhubby

21:00 Do we really need a “previously on Lost?” That’s what the last friggin’ hour has been. #Lost

21:02 Boy, this looks familiar. #Lost

21:04 Nice to see Rose and Bernard again. #Lost

21:04 If Rose never makes it to the island, she dies of cancer though, yes? That makes me sad. #Lost

21:05 Anything self-serving. RT @sterflu: I still wonder if we know what Kate is capable of #LOST

21:06 Jack needs a constant, clearly. #Lost Things must be different this go-round completely, if Desmond is on the plane. …Charlie?

21:07 And once again, #Lost gives me the overwhelming sense of “huh.” (and hello, bad CGI again – topped the bad sub last season)

21:12 RT @psullivan85: That’s not how nuclear fission works, #LOST.

21:12 Where the hell you think, Miles? #Lost

21:13 Wait, hang on. WTF is Jack doing there? It’s only 13 minutes in, and I’m confused. #Lost

21:14 Thank you, Sawyer. I’ve been wanting to do that since Season 3. #Lost

21:14 If all of y’all are alive, Juliet should be too. Why is anyone surprised that Jack is a fuckup? #Lost

21:15 Holy crap, is that Arzt? #Lost

21:17 Go kick him in the teeth, Sawyer. We’ll all feel better. #Lost

21:18 Oh dear God. Are you kidding? #Lost

21:19 Yeah, cuz her other show g ot canceled. RT @pastortwice: My guess is that Juliette is still alive somewhere… #lost

21:23 Damn, I’d forgotten all about that guy. Shannon’s brother. What was his name? #Lost

21:26 Always a plus. RT @Zap2itILostSF: And hey, looks like Shannon’s not onboard. #Lost #LAX

21:28 LMAO! RT @highonryan: RT @likeabaroness: Me: Ben Linus, always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Mom: The Smeagol of Lost. #lost #mymomisawesome

21:32 Thereis no fucking way they will be able to dig all the debris from that hole. Did you SEE what went in there? #Lost

21:32 I hope so. RT @Zap2itILostSF: So, quick poll: we assume Jack and Co. got blown to the same time period as notLocke and Co. yes? #Lost

21:32 Sawyer: *gives self hernia* #Lost

21:33 “I died an hour ago.” “Sorry dude, that sucks.” #Lost

21:35 I’m pretty sure a VW van doesn’t have that kind of towing capacity. #Lost

21:35 Well done! RT @psullivan85: Aren’t you glad Hugo was there to get that guitar case? It seemed unnecessary at the time. #LOST #WaynesWorld

21:36 Divergent realities? (disclaimer: I watched a lot of ST:TNG this afternoon) RT @Anita_MaPetite: What’s with the double show??? #Lost

21:43 I’m having trouble suspending my disbelief about them clearing the debris from that shaft. #Lost

21:44 I thought Jack knew who Jacob was. Hurley seems very confident. #Lost

21:46 Should be interesting for Sayid. RT @solostinlost: When people go into the temple, they’re never the same, remember? #Lost

21:48 That was a perfectly good loom, you know. #Lost #BadSmokeMonster!

21:50 This. lol RT @caseyjohnston: everyone is frantically trying to edit the smoke monster entry in Lostpedia. #lost

22:01 Where is Miles? Have we seen him? RT @flimgeeks: #Lost: Sawyer, “Hey Miles, can you ask Juliet what the hell she was going to say? Thanks.”

22:04 #Lost #Spoilers Snape kills Dumbledore!

22:04 #Lost #Spoilers Soylent Green is people!

22:05 #Lost #Spoilers Beth dies!

22:06 #Lost #Spoilers It was just his sled!

22:06 #Lost #Spoilers Bruce Willis is dead!

22:07 Okay, seriously now. Back to real #Lost. They lost Jack’s dad? That’s the airlines for you.

22:07 M aybe one more. #Lost #Spoilers Luke, I am your father.

22:11 And suddenly, a giant boulder rolls toward Jack. He runs, trying to escape the native’s darts – wait, wrong temple. #Lost

22:12 Bet the smoke monster gives great massages. RT @Zap2itILostSF: The Others have a spa???? #Lost #LAX

22:19 Oh come on, Miles. You shoulda seen that coming. #Lost

22:20 That was a little anticlimactic. #Lost

22:21 WHOA. Now there’s someone I didn’t expect to see. #Lost

22:22 What language is this guy speaking? #Lost

22:22 Wow. Yeah, that’s not a guitar. #Lost

22:24 The paper says Jacob will have your ass if you fuck this up. lol. #Lost

22:30 Jin is hot. Just had to say that . #Lost

22:32 The spring in the temple looks a lot like Ain Musa in Jordan. #justsayin #Lost

22:33 Chill out, Jack. You knew he was gonna die anyway. #Lost

22:35 Why are you doing CPR, Jack? Have you got a fully staffed OR in your pocket? #Lost

22:43 Me too. RT @AutieDaPartygrl: I hope not…I LOVE HIM!!! RT @starwart1 Sayid’s not gone yet…I am sure of it. #LOST.

22:46 I do not understand people who get online, search a hashtag, then bitch about spoilers. Log off, man.

22:50 RT @Zap2itILostSF: Show me the way to go home/I’m tired and I wanna go to bed/killed me a Jacob ’bout an hr ago and it went right to my head

22:56 If the alternate history plays out, I do hope Jackass fixes Locke’s back. Seems a shame to waste a spinal surgeon. #Lost

22:56 For real. RT @Zap2itILostSF: “Nothing’s irreversible.” There’s your Season 6 mantra, people. #Lost

22:57 Was Richard on the Black Rock????? #Lost

22:58 Is anyone else bursting with new theories from the chains remark? #Lost

22:59 Can I get a WOOOT!!!!!! #Lost

I love a good period film, I really do, and I love bitching about inaccuracies in the timeline or perceived characterizations of historical figures, and I even love giggling over who Hollywood casts to play those figures (that’s who you think Achilles looked like? Really?), but I really need them to wear the correct clothing to the time period. Inaccuracies in jewelry are a pet peeve of mine to a lesser degree, I don’t get nearly as worked up over using modern faceted gems in a time period hundreds of years before gems were faceted as I do about, for example, Richard III wearing a motorcycle jacket and pretending it’s a doublet.

This is why I love Rome right now. I got one look at their shoes and went into transports of archaeological delight. Yay HBO! Maybe you should show Showtime how to do garb research before they start filming the next season of the Tudors, eh? It gets progressively worse every year, despite plenty of archaeological evidence from the time period for the cut, construction, fabric, stitching, accessories, etc.

Tues, 8pm, CBS: NCIS (and probably NCIS-LA afterward, though it’s not as good, and then the Good Wife)

Wed, 10pm, ABC: Eastwick

Thur, 8pm, Fox: Bones

Thur, 9pm, ABC: Grey’s Anatomy (and probably Private Practice afterward, though again, not as good)

Aside from that, I’ll be writing. It’s NaNoWriMo time again!

2. Sara Rue “Penny”. She’s looking extremely cute with that haircut, and she’s such a perfect best friend. I’m glad she and Joanna didn’t break up after their wee fight in the pilot. Love the name Penny, too.

3. Paul Gross “Darryl”. He cracks my shit up. “He had black fingernails. And he wore some kind of a cape. So I think he knew what he was talking about.” I love his crazy intensity and his blatant come-ons to Roxi.

4. Lindsay Price “Joanna”. Her inappropriate comments to her crush are hilariously embarrassing. She’s so cute. Not sure she could hang, but she might could get a little drinky with me and my girls.

5. The magic. I really love this plot. There’s been an empty space in tvland since Charmed was canceled. We need a show about witches out there. It makes something in my wee little Irish heart very happy. Maybe soon there’ll be more “urban fantasy” on tv. And no, I don’t think Supernatural counts.

And as a bonus… Darren Criss will be on this show!

Thursday, September 17
Bones – Fox

Monday, September 21
House (two-hours) – Fox

Tuesday, September 22
NCIS – CBS
NCIS: Los Angeles – CBS

Wednesday, September 23
Eastwick – ABC

Thursday, September 24
Grey’s Anatomy – ABC

Friday, September 25
Smallville – The CW

That poor baby. She won her first award and was so happy and obviously truly surprised, and jackass Kanye West goes up there and ruins her moment. She’s just a teenager, man! What is wrong with you? Have you no class at all? What would your late mama say? She didn’t raise him like that. And poor Beyonce looked horrified that he’d done that in her name. You could see when Taylor started her performance that she’d been crying. I’d never heard her sing before, and frankly it was nothing special. I thought Beyonce should have won, but damned if I wasn’t rooting for Taylor after what Kanye did. She looked so broken.

Everyone knows Beyonce’s video is amazing and would win at least one award – it’s friggin’ iconic at this point. Drag queens impersonate her and do her choreography (that’s when you know you’ve made it). And it did win. And Beyonce, because she is a lady and her mama raised her right, she gave up her moment to Taylor. I was so proud of our girl B. She’s wonderful. My friend sitting next to me said “I just love her. She should sell something so I can buy it.”

It’s a shame he didn’t try that shit on Pink. Pink would have punched him in the face.

Lady Gaga. What can you say about the Gaga? She’s nuts. She’s batshit. I fucking love her. The performance was amazing, her costumes were insane, and she has talent seeping out her every pore. Her entire life is a piece of performance art, and I love her for it.

The aptly titled “Bizarre Foods”, or as I like to think of it, “Dude Eating Weird Shit”, is Andrew Zimmern’s show on the Travel channel. You’d think that watching a guy eating strange regional foods around the world wouldn’t be very interesting, bur it’s extremely watchable. Andrew is a personable guy and the gusto with which he eats weird shit is strangely endearing. He’s just so damn excited to try everything, and he likes almost everything. The overseas episodes are my favorites for the views, but the American episodes are fun too because who knows, maybe I’ll run across these foods one day.

Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs is on Discovery if I recall correctly, and is equally entertaining and very funny too. Mike cracks me up. This show is slightly more well-known I think, since I’d actually heard of it before. He is a very funny guy and clearly a good host too, it’s great how he interacts with the people whose jobs he’s showing that week. He says on one episode, “We did research, and you guys will watch anything.” Yep, we will, if Mike’s snarky commentary is involved

And because I love YouTube, some clips: