20:01 LOST!!!

20:04 I really miss Charlie and Claire.

20:05 Kate: Nice is different than good. #LOST

20:07 It’s been so long since I watched #Lost, I’d almost forgotten my Sayid lust.

20:11 So I caught a ST:TNG episode this afternoon where John Locke was a Starfleet admiral. And a bad guy. #Lost

20:12 Aw. Desmond. I love him. #Lost

20:17 I have a slightly different “aw” feeling about Daniel Faraday. He’s a good guy, cute and pathetic at the same time. #lost

20:18 … and joined forces to kill Kevin Durand. This did not stop him from starring in everything under the sun. #Lost

20:33 Jack and Kate both annoy me. They may as well end up together. #Lost

20:35 That is one of my favorite lines in the entire show lol: “We’re not going to Guam, are we?” #Lost

20:36 Did we get a Jin/Sun reunion last season? I can’t remember. #Lost

20:37 Ah yes, Sun was in the present. #Lost

20:40 lol! RT @nwlynch: I’d lk Benjamin Linus 2 read all of my textbks 2 me. I think I wld B creeped out so much I might absorb it better. #LOST

20:41 LMAO. This. RT @Jspencer12: If anyone interups #lost it better be because they invented the lightsaber….

20:49 Damn. I can’t believe I forgot to buy nachos in anticipation of the #Lost premiere.

20:55 Daniel Faraday is a badass mutha. #Lost

20:57 Sayid doesn’t even bother to shave when faking being a Dharma guy. Who doesn’t love that kind of psycho attitude? #Lost #Sayidismynewhubby

21:00 Do we really need a “previously on Lost?” That’s what the last friggin’ hour has been. #Lost

21:02 Boy, this looks familiar. #Lost

21:04 Nice to see Rose and Bernard again. #Lost

21:04 If Rose never makes it to the island, she dies of cancer though, yes? That makes me sad. #Lost

21:05 Anything self-serving. RT @sterflu: I still wonder if we know what Kate is capable of #LOST

21:06 Jack needs a constant, clearly. #Lost Things must be different this go-round completely, if Desmond is on the plane. …Charlie?

21:07 And once again, #Lost gives me the overwhelming sense of “huh.” (and hello, bad CGI again – topped the bad sub last season)

21:12 RT @psullivan85: That’s not how nuclear fission works, #LOST.

21:12 Where the hell you think, Miles? #Lost

21:13 Wait, hang on. WTF is Jack doing there? It’s only 13 minutes in, and I’m confused. #Lost

21:14 Thank you, Sawyer. I’ve been wanting to do that since Season 3. #Lost

21:14 If all of y’all are alive, Juliet should be too. Why is anyone surprised that Jack is a fuckup? #Lost

21:15 Holy crap, is that Arzt? #Lost

21:17 Go kick him in the teeth, Sawyer. We’ll all feel better. #Lost

21:18 Oh dear God. Are you kidding? #Lost

21:19 Yeah, cuz her other show g ot canceled. RT @pastortwice: My guess is that Juliette is still alive somewhere… #lost

21:23 Damn, I’d forgotten all about that guy. Shannon’s brother. What was his name? #Lost

21:26 Always a plus. RT @Zap2itILostSF: And hey, looks like Shannon’s not onboard. #Lost #LAX

21:28 LMAO! RT @highonryan: RT @likeabaroness: Me: Ben Linus, always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Mom: The Smeagol of Lost. #lost #mymomisawesome

21:32 Thereis no fucking way they will be able to dig all the debris from that hole. Did you SEE what went in there? #Lost

21:32 I hope so. RT @Zap2itILostSF: So, quick poll: we assume Jack and Co. got blown to the same time period as notLocke and Co. yes? #Lost

21:32 Sawyer: *gives self hernia* #Lost

21:33 “I died an hour ago.” “Sorry dude, that sucks.” #Lost

21:35 I’m pretty sure a VW van doesn’t have that kind of towing capacity. #Lost

21:35 Well done! RT @psullivan85: Aren’t you glad Hugo was there to get that guitar case? It seemed unnecessary at the time. #LOST #WaynesWorld

21:36 Divergent realities? (disclaimer: I watched a lot of ST:TNG this afternoon) RT @Anita_MaPetite: What’s with the double show??? #Lost

21:43 I’m having trouble suspending my disbelief about them clearing the debris from that shaft. #Lost

21:44 I thought Jack knew who Jacob was. Hurley seems very confident. #Lost

21:46 Should be interesting for Sayid. RT @solostinlost: When people go into the temple, they’re never the same, remember? #Lost

21:48 That was a perfectly good loom, you know. #Lost #BadSmokeMonster!

21:50 This. lol RT @caseyjohnston: everyone is frantically trying to edit the smoke monster entry in Lostpedia. #lost

22:01 Where is Miles? Have we seen him? RT @flimgeeks: #Lost: Sawyer, “Hey Miles, can you ask Juliet what the hell she was going to say? Thanks.”

22:04 #Lost #Spoilers Snape kills Dumbledore!

22:04 #Lost #Spoilers Soylent Green is people!

22:05 #Lost #Spoilers Beth dies!

22:06 #Lost #Spoilers It was just his sled!

22:06 #Lost #Spoilers Bruce Willis is dead!

22:07 Okay, seriously now. Back to real #Lost. They lost Jack’s dad? That’s the airlines for you.

22:07 M aybe one more. #Lost #Spoilers Luke, I am your father.

22:11 And suddenly, a giant boulder rolls toward Jack. He runs, trying to escape the native’s darts – wait, wrong temple. #Lost

22:12 Bet the smoke monster gives great massages. RT @Zap2itILostSF: The Others have a spa???? #Lost #LAX

22:19 Oh come on, Miles. You shoulda seen that coming. #Lost

22:20 That was a little anticlimactic. #Lost

22:21 WHOA. Now there’s someone I didn’t expect to see. #Lost

22:22 What language is this guy speaking? #Lost

22:22 Wow. Yeah, that’s not a guitar. #Lost

22:24 The paper says Jacob will have your ass if you fuck this up. lol. #Lost

22:30 Jin is hot. Just had to say that . #Lost

22:32 The spring in the temple looks a lot like Ain Musa in Jordan. #justsayin #Lost

22:33 Chill out, Jack. You knew he was gonna die anyway. #Lost

22:35 Why are you doing CPR, Jack? Have you got a fully staffed OR in your pocket? #Lost

22:43 Me too. RT @AutieDaPartygrl: I hope not…I LOVE HIM!!! RT @starwart1 Sayid’s not gone yet…I am sure of it. #LOST.

22:46 I do not understand people who get online, search a hashtag, then bitch about spoilers. Log off, man.

22:50 RT @Zap2itILostSF: Show me the way to go home/I’m tired and I wanna go to bed/killed me a Jacob ’bout an hr ago and it went right to my head

22:56 If the alternate history plays out, I do hope Jackass fixes Locke’s back. Seems a shame to waste a spinal surgeon. #Lost

22:56 For real. RT @Zap2itILostSF: “Nothing’s irreversible.” There’s your Season 6 mantra, people. #Lost

22:57 Was Richard on the Black Rock????? #Lost

22:58 Is anyone else bursting with new theories from the chains remark? #Lost

22:59 Can I get a WOOOT!!!!!! #Lost

At least Scrubs was open about J.D.’s daydreams-slash-hallucinations. Remember the pimp ones? I love that show. It’s not going to be the same after Zach Braff leaves. Removing the central character didn’t work on That 70′s Show and will work even less on Scrubs. We need J.D.! These other shows haven’t featured daydreaming as a major storytelling element, so the fact that everyone and their dog is hallucinating this season makes me very annoyed. Can’t we think up anything else, writers? Clark Kent hallucinated an entire episode like two seasons ago. Been there, done that.

It seemed to start with the Dead Denny storyline on Grey’s Anatomy. Really not a fan of this. Denny was all right when he first was on the show, yes. I liked him. I liked Izzy back then, too. The last two seasons I can’t stand her. I really hoped they’d go ahead and write her off. Keep George! Get rid of Izzy! Izzy spent most of this season hallucinating about Denny, courtesy of brain tumors.

Next we saw it on Bones. Booth started having hallucinations of dead people. Then, maybe to one-up everyone else’s dead-people hallucinations, Booth started seeing Stewie from The Family Guy. Now, I can’t stand that show 90% of the time, but I do find Stewie funny on most occasions. It may or may not be the accent. Booth’s was, in a thirty-second diagnosis from Brennan, from a brain tumor. It was weird the way they did this, like they slapped on this five minutes of extra plot when they realized they weren’t keeping up with the full audiovisual hallucination trend (hey, Izzy had TACTILE hallucinations, too! So there!).

Dead people popped up again on The Tudors, in the form of murdered peasants stalking Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk. He never gets good storylines this season though, so this one seems to have been completely forgotten about. Maybe he found a Tudor therapist, who knows. Probably he just needs a better agent. Fortunately he’s been kicking some political butt since the writers forgot about his hallucinations (eat that, Cromwell!), so at least he’s still having some screen time.

A friend pointed out that House is a repeat offender in the “Entire last plot arc was a hallucination” category. Remember when that dude shot him? He only hallucinated like two episodes that time. This time I think he hallucinated a good half a dozen. I’m tired of seeing Amber. She was interesting alive, not so much dead. If House does time in a mental hospital, they will never be able to get malpractice insurance on him again. But who needs realism?

If Lost turns out to all be a hallucination by whiny-ass Jack, I’m going to be really pissed off.