What do you think really happens in the “undisclosed locations” that politicians flee to in times of crisis?

I think it’s pretty clear.

• Melia and her family continue to be made entirely out of awesomesauce.
• There are entirely too many tourists in Washington D.C.
• Forks are hard to find, especially on a holiday weekend.
• Riding the metro is much more fun for kids than for their supervising adults.
• Cheese straws are like crack.
• My kids will battle to the death for rainbow tie-dye underpants.

And there you have it. Thanksgiving. Here’s a few pictures.